Sometimes I stare at cats for long periods of time. When I am not doing that I like to read, play music, and isolate myself from society.
This is literally my favorite thing someone has ever said.
Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
Anyone who doesn’t like musicals because “no one just starts singing in dancing in real life” has clearly never visited my house
Buttermilk the baby goat is kind of a dick.